She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
