Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
