we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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