Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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