SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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