I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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