Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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