I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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