I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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