So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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