i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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