I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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