gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Congratulations! We have a period
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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