y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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