I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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