I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
