1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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