a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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