Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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