I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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