she was so not down for the gang bang
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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