Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i think i scared a bird with my dick
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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