Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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