Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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