Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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