Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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