She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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