Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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