if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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