After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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