dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We need to rekindle our bromance
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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