I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
