did you get engaged???
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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