drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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