My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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