for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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