Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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