i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
is wine microwaveable?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
