If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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