So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
