some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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