What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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