Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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