Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
send nudes
from the living room?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
