Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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