trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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