You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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