How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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