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(917): View more from New York City

And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER

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(516): View more from New York

He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore

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(904): View more from Florida

pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon

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(208): View more from Idaho

Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu

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(916): View more from California

He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.

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