Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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