I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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