Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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