we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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