Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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