They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
